Vegetarians suck!
Of course it would have to come to this eventually.
The inevitable is happening, I’m actually writing about vegetarians.
I can be short and clear about where I stand regarding vegetarianism.

But I won’t, I’d like to go on and on in explaining why being a vegetarian is a fuckass thing to do.
Everybody knows that the first people that are going to die once a war related hunger breaks out are veggies.
Two reasons why; One, they don’t have the energy reserves to sustain themselves.
Even under normal circumstances you can pick ’em up, hold ’em to the light and see right through them.
How could they ever survive war?
But secondly I think that veggies lack the survival and killer instinct. I see vegetarianism as a weakness.
Once one has to choose between killing a cow or dying of starvation, veggies would die of starvation.
If they choose to kill the cow, they weren’t much of a vegetarian anyway, which is even worse.
It’s a pathetic way of life, a cry for attention, veggies are usually boring people that try to seem interesting by not eating meat and bragging to everybody about it.
Apart from medical reasons I can’t think of any good reason why you should stop eating meat.
If you feel sorry for the animals in slaughterhouses, try to improve the circumstances under which they are held but don’t be an idiot by protesting in a way that doesn’t make a difference, like becoming a veggie.
I love eating meat, however I do feel that animals deserve a better life in captivity.
I love meat. The best thing is eating a load of chicken wings and having the graveyard left on your plate afterwards.
I love the carnage, plucked bones on my plate, it makes me feel powerful and in control, knowing I just ate other beings.

The whole myth of meat being bad for you is just that: a myth.
Meat isn’t bad for you, however too much meat is. But then, everything ‘too much’ is bad for you, I reckon you could kill yourself by overdosing on broccoli.
Then there’s the other thing veggies claim to be true; if everybody became vegetarian there would be no world hunger.
Based on the fact that vegetables fill you up faster than meat, and if you don’t eat meat you don’t have to waste resources on feeding cattle. I’ll assume these statements are true for the sake of argument.
Even if the whole world was to become vegetarian and we in the West would only use 20 something % of our food, still there would be people in Africa going hungry and dying. Let me lay it on you, there is no food shortage!
Even Holland only uses about 10% of what it actually produces, the remaining 90% is meant for export.
And that’s just a small country like Holland. Africa is a very fertile country; the cradle of life as we know it.
The reason people are going hungry over there is the corruption and power lust of their governments.
What we should do is destroy these incompetent dictators and take control of the situation (to help the people and not steal their oil like Americans are doing in Iraq), but in order to do that we need tough guys, meat eaters, killers!

Humans are omnivorous by nature, which means (for all you idiots out there) that humans are equipped to eat both plants and animals and maybe some dirt. This is not my opinion, this is actually a biological given. The teeth of humans facilitate both grinding of green and ripping of meat. Plus the length of human bowels play a role, these are too long for just eating meat and to short for just eating greens (It takes longer for greens to digest). So far for the bare facts.
With this info in mind I engaged in a discussion with a veggie at one point. The discussion with this woman turned out to be one of the most useless ones ever. I asked her how it made her feel that she was going against her nature, her human design, by denying herself of meat. She of course asked me what the hell I meant. I then proceeded to explain about the teeth and the bowels and what have you. After careful thinking her reply was as follows: I don’t think that you’re correct, people in olden times were just too dumb and lazy to grow crops and fields so they started killing animals to eat.
At that point I almost wanted to kill her, I was like: What the hell are you talking about?!
First of all hunting is not easy, it’s not like that mammoth is just going to sit there and take it when you stab him.
And second of all, people need the nutrients/energy that meat provides. Vegetarians often claim that nuts, tofu and shrooms are a good replacement for meat. But they’re wrong. Of course you’ll survive but you’ll never be at your fullest.
The taste of meat gets your blood pumping and you know you are doing good by eating it.
Like Denis Leary said; “Eating meat is an instinct, not eating meat is a choice.” And a lousy one as far as I’m concerned.

The biggest reason for vegetarianism is that these people are just to weak to kill animals.
They see a little calf and go ‘aaawh’. Fuck that I say! If I ever go hungry I’ll eat puppies and kittens I don’t care.
I’ll kill ’em just for fun. To get all the vitamins you get from one slab of meat you’d have to eat a massive amount of rice and beans, and it still wouldn’t be enough. Let’s not forget that veggies fart like there’s no tomorrow due to the amount of greens they have to digest and the methane that produces. Some of the biggest contributors to the hole in the ozone lair (which doesn’t exist, but that aside) are cows and vegetarians.

If you don’t like the taste of meat, fair enough, you’re crazy, but that’s okay.

To all the hippies out there that claim that meat eating leads to obesity, you’re wrong. Eating at Mc Donald’s makes you fat, but that’s due to the amount of fat in the food there, meat itself is not that fattening. I eat meat daily and I am on my ideal weight, which is more than can be said for some of the lardass veggies I’ve met. Contrary to them I’m not claiming that eating vegetarian makes you fat. They probably just eat too much crap.
They claim that eating meat makes you fat. I’ll just take a guess how they came to this conclusion, something like; Fat people eat meat, so meat makes you fat. Brilliant!!! There’s no evidence that meat itself makes you fat. Maybe such deductional brilliance works the other way round as well. Vegetarians are idiots, so that means not eating meat makes you stupid. Makes sense to me, now I just have to print some posters with that info on it and go and shove it in everybody’s face.
Let’s see how they like it!